Over $1.5M For 2,300 Sq Ft.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 04/12/2018 at 17:01 • Filed to: None

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It sure does look nice though.

Also, over $20,000 in annual HOA fees too.

Does Zoidberg approve?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:08

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What is this, GTA?

Chariotoflove > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:08

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So you can either live in a fishbowl or complete darkness? Yeah, that’s a choice I want to go into hock for 30 years to make.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:11

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We have some condos in my area going for $1M for 1000 square feet. Keep in mind this is 50km from Vancouver City Centre.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:12

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Looks nice but our President DJT told us that if you step out on the street in Chicago you’d immediately get shot. I guess you have to take your bulletproof elevator down to the bullet proof garage and get into your bulletproof S-Class driven by your bulletproof driver and never step foot outside. Just like he does in NYC.

victor > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:12

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If this was NYC (granted it’d be more expensive), then it’s a good deal. But the HOA is way too much.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:12

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20,000 grand better buy me out of HOA meetings.

For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:12

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Living north of the river

Why

Basically Evanston

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:19

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The HOA fees are probably for overall building maintenance, door man, security etc... but still way too much glass I don’t want people seeing me naked walking around my house.

average user > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:19

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Oh please. My old condo: 2600 sqft. Sold for less but not that much less last year as is. In north Miami. Maintainence fee close to 24k a year.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > For Sweden 04/12/2018 at 17:19

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To be fair, River North is still pretty far from Evanston.

For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:20

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If it’s not in the Loop it’s Wisconsin

fintail > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:21

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Here’s one closer to chandelier guy:

https://www.windermere.com/listing/WA/Bellevue/10700-NE-4th-St-4102-98004/67665779

HOAs 25K/year

Here’s a cheaper one:

https://www.windermere.com/listing/WA/Bellevue/500-106th-Ave-NE-3515-98004/76879932

HOAs just under 20K

etc etc etc welcome to the PNW

WilliamsSW > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:29

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Evanston would be better than River North

Besides what For Sweden said:

7th floor - are you fucking kidding me?

Not on the lake

Surrounded by tourists

Walking distance to Rock and Roll McDonald’s is NOT a selling point

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:32

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FWIW that’d be about triple in DC. Those HOA fees are crazy though.

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch 04/12/2018 at 17:34

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$20k gets you INTO a bunch of HOA meetings filled with people who pay $1.5M for fishbowls in the middle of Chicago’s tourist trap.

So good luck to the new owner.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/12/2018 at 17:36

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True facts - my office is in Chicago and I get shot every day while walking from the office building to my waiting bulletproof 600 Grosser.

They can’t finish that goddamn parking garage fast enough

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > WilliamsSW 04/12/2018 at 17:42

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Whats funny is they just tore down the rock and roll mcdonalds...

WilliamsSW > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 17:46

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Yeah - I presume they’re going to replace it with something even bigger (?).

Tapas > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/12/2018 at 18:40

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Fuck.

The Dummy Gummy > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/13/2018 at 20:06

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I wonder if you own that outdoor space above. I’m guessing not. That’s shitty to have people hanging over you while you’re chilling on your million + terrace.